~k-ee-ran

Y'know, I think I'm getting mildly addicted to these dA journals.
Hope I'm not driving anyone crazy here with my plethora of thought (or lack thereof)...

But anyway, before I gave you a round of "Sailors Say the Darndest Things"... Now that my senior volleyball season is winding down to a close (noooo! ), I give you a motley assortment of quotations and memories from this year.

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[after getting an ace]
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Nobody!!"
"oooooh!"

"You a BEAST!!"

"Access de-nied!"

"It's cute! In a... dirty sort of way."

"You got something against sailors?"

"Um, could stop molesting Jenny's hair for a moment and come over here?"

"Just talk in Spanish, it drives them crazy."

"Hugs are drugs!"

"You just can't be angry while listening to the Numa song."

"Woah... we have FANS!"

"Yup, we're the 36C club."

"You're taping your...?"
"What? Haven't you ever seen She's The Man?"
"Well, yeah, but... why??"
"Because some girls are more blessed than others!"

"I can't afford to cuss... I want my coffee!!"
"Yeah, please don't. Kyra without caffeine is a scary thought."

"I'll fight you for the right to have my fingers. How does that sound?"

"Gretchen... NO MORE CHINESE!!!"

"You are Hitler."

"We're hot, we're good, we're super good, uh-huh!"

"Shall we sit?"
"We shall!"

"I'm pretty sure Vanilla Ice is slightly more random than Elvis."

"Thanks, way to cover my butt."

"Does that make us bosom buddies?"

"Does this make me look ghetto?"
"We're white private school girls. Nothing could make you look ghetto."

"Cupcakes make the world go 'round."

"I hope she sets me, because when I hit that ball, the devils in hell will tremble and the angels above will know that I JUST GOT A KILL!!!"
"...I'm scared."

"What's said in the Providence locker room, stays in the Providence locker room! It's like Las Vegas!"

"C'mon, those hips are good for more than just birthing, y'know!"

"You're like... a woman man-whore."

"I feel like Jesus."

"I'm not ADD! I'm just easily distracted."

"My freedom was forfeit long ago..."

[to my assistant coach, Todd]
"How much would I die if I called you the Toddler?"
"Oh, you'd die a lot. "The Toddler" is my son!"

"I'm so pumped, I wanna go out there and kick ASS!!"
"What'd you say? Kick what?"
"Um, I said kick butt. Why, what'd you think I said?"

"Ass ain't a cuss! There were asses in the Bible!"

"Holy ssssshhhhhhiiiiizzle!"

"If I left out the 'i', is it still swearing?"



...and my personal favorite
[right after punching a cement wall as hard as I could, in an act of anger]
"Oh no, karate doesn't make you violent. Y'see, I'm just a violent person naturally, and karate lets me do it without hurting myself!"

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