~k-ee-ran

...is a ton of quotes! (Aye, a day late, I know... but better late than never!) So here, we have basically three journals rolled into one -- awesome quotes from movies & TV, the insanity of the Underbakke family, and weird quirks of teachers/coaches/profs -- for your general entertainment. Not as cool as a beautiful piece of Christmas art, I know... but I don't exactly have the time for that at the moment. So I compiled these for ya instead. Enjoy.

The Best of Entertainment
[some of the best, anyway, considering I've already used a lot of quotes in previous journals!]

“…do you like ducks?” –Agent Sudusky

“In case you didn’t notice, we make our living on crazy.” –Riley Poole

“Here comes my tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.” –Riley Poole

“You know what the tax on five million dollars is? Six million dollars.” –Riley Poole

“Christmas means carnage!!!” –Duck

“Remind me why I do this again.”
“Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.”
“Ah!” –Abe Sapien/Hellboy

“There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back.” – Professor Buttenholm

“He’s out guest, not a prisoner!”
“Well, your ‘guest’ happens to be six-foot-five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.” – Professor Buttenholm/Tom Manning

“For what we want most, there’s a cost that must be paid in the end.” –Tia Dalma

“No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.” –Will Turner

“What be ye proposing?”
“What be ye accepting?” –Sao Feng/Barbossa

“Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?” –Jack Sparrow

“I’m not certain I can stand any more visits from old friends.” –Jack Sparrow

“World used to be a bigger place.”
“The world’s still the same. There’s just less in it.” –Barbossa/Jack

“ Passing on, that’s dead certain.” –Barbossa

“Goodbye, tall, dark, and gruesome.” –Brawn

“ Prepare for termination.”
“ Prepare for a very large headache!” –Shockwave/Brawn

“Chaos is its own reward.” – Sideways

“No one hears the lightning ‘til after it strikes!” –Thunderwing

“Report your conditions, Autobots.”
“Operational, Prime… and ready to give Megatron a nickel knuckle sandwich!” –Optimus Prime/Ironhide

“Am I ever glad to see you!”
”We figured you might be getting lonesome.” –Spike/Wheeljack

“Butt out, Deceptibum!” –Skyfire

“Surf’s up! And I’m talking UP!” – Prowl

“Autobots, maintain speed, and sail on!” –Optimus

“Destruction to all trespassers!”
“I don’t suppose I could interest any of you in a magazine subscription?” –Shockwave/Brawn

“Take them!”
“I don’t ‘take’ so easy!” –Soundwave/Brawn

“I think the real war’s going on here. I think deep down you’re one of us, and I think you know it.”
“I think… you think too much!” –Starscream/Grimlock

“All of you, stand down! I am a duly appointed enforcer of the Tyrest Accord. We can do this my way, or the hard way!” –Ultra Magnus

“Me, Grimlock – BADASS!” –Grimlock

“Hey, squirt he may be, but he’s our squirt!” –Jazz

“Me not like Optimus Prime or Autobots that much… but me like you and yours even less!” –Grimlock

“I choose my own path!” –Optimus

“If you really are this kind of inner voice, do you have any words of wisdom?”
“Just two… behind you!” –Optimus/ Predecessors


The Insanity of the Underbakke Family, Captured on Paper

“You can’t spell ‘crap’ without ‘rap’.”

“If there’s so few good people left in this world, it would be a shame to not be one of them.”

“Coffee is like energon for humans.”

“Birds of a feather flock together; you’ll be known by your friends.”

“We call them the Twinkies for a reason.” [referring to the Minnesota Twins]

“Did you know I threw coffee in my face today? It’s very invigorating. You should try it sometime.”

“ Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit.”

“My mother oughtta I should know you can’t roller skate in a birdcage.”

“That’s what happens when you show off. Things usually go awry. I can speak from experience.”

“Do you have house brownies?”
“Decepticons.”

“You may be devious, but you’re not evil!”

“Obsessor.”
“And proud!”

“My duffel is the weird blue one from hell.”

"I don't airhead on homework. If I'm not doing it, it's because I'm deliberately not doing it."

“She’s one of the voices I hear in my head… wait, I didn’t mean it that way!”


Teachers, Coaches, & Profs... they ALL say the darndest things!

“Women are supposed to be squishy!”

“This acid is, well… acidic.”

“You may now call me… Optimus Prime!”

*after a student attempts to pronounce a difficult word* “She’s got her own dialect, doesn’t she?”

“Jk, jk, bff, lol.”

Student: “We’ll make them actors before they graduate…”
Drama teacher:
Student: “…or die trying.”
Drama teacher: “It’ll probably be that one.”

“I ask not for a long life, but a full one.”

“Solidarity is all by itself.”

“I don’t want you to be sorry, I want you to be quiet.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, if you do anything stupid, you will be in detention for the rest of your life.”

“You just saw Doc Meier drink from the cup of sin!”

“Maybe your friend has stabbed you in the back… not literally stabbed, ‘cause then you should be in the nurse’s office.”

“If we accumulated all the learning that occurred in this school…” [student (Chris) walks into class late] “…it would be embodied by Chris Paskey. Wait, what was I saying?”

“I don’t want to say this the wrong way, but… WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!”

“We’ve studied Emmon… Emmon? Yes, that’s a combination of Edom and Ammon, by the way. It’s a fictitious place that lives in my mind.”

“They can scream, and cheer, and do their little hype-me-up stuff all they want, but it ain’t gonna matter one bit, ‘cause we are gonna kick their butt every time!!”

Teacher: *stands up in a tour bus and points out the window* “STARBUCKS!”
Tour guide: “Yes, there is a Starbucks…”


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to do SURVIVE: Major projects & assignments……..
[ ] Senior speech
[ ] Quarter novel - The Things They Carried
[ ] Soundwave project
[x] Writing set #2
[ ] NWC honors application
[ ] NHS scholarship application

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The Crew-- (Keep to the Code)


The AWEsome-- (friends & talented artists)


The Clubs--


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